Our only rule was that we are never allowed to make jokes about periods on the Internet. We also wish that only feminists would get their periods.
It's Jana's birthday on Saturday so people are allowed to break rules. We'll be celebrating at Tiger Tiger on Friday night. You are all invited but obviously no one will come. "Collared shirts and fancy shoes. No sneakers. I'M SO FANCY."
The Trews is like the news if the news was true.