TEQUILA TUESDAY!

What you thought your life would be this Tuesday:

Thanks to FREE TEQUILA, you'll be doing this instead:

It's 12:30, it's amazing:

FUN FACT: If you drink only tequila and nothing else, you will start hallucinating and could black out completely.

SWIM 18 JULY

Jana is in Joburg, Ane is at work and Fabi is on holiday. So we are all too busy to blog and Patrick has a blog. But we think that everyone should go to SWIM tonight, because Morgan is going and it is Madiba's birthday. Aaron says they are playing dance music tonight and he is not going to wear a hat or a beanie! It must be a special one.

There might be flamingos in the water!!

This is a gift that Fabi sent to Jana today, while she is overseas in Joburg:

This is the water between Cape Town and Joburg (Jana swam there)

This is Gwen Stefani at SWIM last week, celebrating No Doubt's new album and being politically correct:

Morgan (AT JULEP TONIGHT) and Jana:

You can get creative in the water:

This is a 7 foot high singular-colour painting by Gerhard Richter. I'm sure Matt and Aaron will let you paint outside Julep if you ask nicely.

Madiba when he used to go to SWIM (you can see he was a bit younger in those days):

Edie Sedgwick at SWIM:

You can swim in this water tonight (it's nice and warm):

They're also getting one of these:

You can find love in the swimming pool (pretend it's summer again):

Maybe girls will get naked again like that other time:

Here is a drawing Egon Schiele made of that naked girl:

When you get home, you can swim some more and get drunk all over again!

See you there!!!

Holiday! Celebrate!

It's that time of the year where we all pretend it's not so cold and go on holiday. Langebaan, Pretoria and Port Owen are all getting involved. And no we are not going to London/Paris/New York because we are broke-ass and far too pretentious to go to places that obvious. Here are some pics of celebs on holiday. It gives you an indication of the kind of fun we will be having come this weekend. Can I get a “WOO HOO”?

Britney having fun with flowers. Always so flirty babes, lekker né?

Our favourite DJ Paris Hilton doing an impromtu photoshoot with a sting ray. This babe is nothing if not opportunistic.

Ummmm? It happens to the best of us.

2Pac and Snoop doing what they do best. And doing it better than anyone ever will. Don't even try to compete. It's futile even trying. HASHTAG THUGLIFE.

David Beckham shows us that even cripples, and disabled folk can holiday. We have a lot of cripple friends (who incidently also DJ) so this is vee appropriate.

Mischa Barton loves a good joint. Girl really seems to dig to unwind.

Oh look there she is at it again. NAUGHTY!

And again.

And our very own Charlize smoking it through an apple nogals. HEY WENA!

 

 

Lindsay getting physical on a body board PRE-CRACK.

Amy in beter times enjoying a naked stroll through the waves. PORT OWEN MASSIVE THIS WILL BE HAPPENING. Take notes.

Rihanna chilling with other crazy honeys! She wins at life. EVERYTIME.

Kate Moss and Chloe DifficulySpellingSurname Sevigny oozing holiday and heroin.

Seeing as Beyoncé does everything better, she obviosuly does holidaying better.

Ahhhh Beyoncé covered sand! Curvy sand goddess angel. NO WORDS. Only love.

AND LASTLY RIHANNA GETTING NAKED IN HAWAII. This girl is our spirit animal.

Make sure you get away this week. And when you do, make sure you misbehave because no one likes a goody two-shoes. It's not hip to be fucking squared. Get dumb. HAVE FUN.