Kanye West in Cape Town

So Kanye West is flying into our shores this evening and I would be lying if I said we weren't literally WETTING OUR PANTS in anticipation. He is performing at this evening's Come Party With   event at the Waiting Room. Check out the event here. For 20 bucks before 11pm and 30 after, you get to see one of the greatest acts to ever hit the South African shores. Thrown into the mix is SUPERSTAR DJ (suck my metaphorical dick Guetta) RAFI and lady killer  Matt SEXFACE Hichens. And we hear co-founder Dan Brad the man might be making an appearance on the decks too. A girl can dream.

Here are SEVEN reasons we just can't get enough of Yeezy.

ONE

 He likes to rave it up with the best of us.

TWO

 He believes in true romance. He only follows Kim K on Twitter. How is that for a modern day Romeo and Juliet??!!?? And look recently he's only uploaded photos of... you guess it - KIMMY!

Kiss kiss <3

Oooh look at them getting frisky. DLISH. 

THREE

He officially put Fish Fillet on the map in the song Niggas in Paris. Rumours have been abuzz that McDonalds paid him to include this once forgotten McMeal in the song. And according STATISTICS.COM sales of the McMeal have gone up by 728%. He is a shrewd business man.

FOUR


He knows how to put a bitch in her place. He grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs and told her what the vibe was.

Silly Beyoncé, now I know the woman is a saint, but ... She just HAD to go give Taylor a opportunity to say thank you. Thanks for ruining a great moment Bey by being so bloody perfect.

FIVE

Kanye dated an alien. KUDOS for that. Not many people can claim that shit.

SIX

 HE IS BEST FRIENDS/GAY WITH JAY-Z. That speaks volumes in itself. Whoever fuxxx with Jay fuxxx with us.

This is very GAYYYYYYY!!!!! (So Cape Town should appreciate that) Kanye is literally trying to vampire bite Jay's neck. GAY.

Oh and here is Kanye being Gay with 50 Cent

SEVEN

He's so vain, he probably thinks this blogpost is about him. We love him for his vanity. There are enough humble stars to last us a lifetime. WE WANT PRE-NUPT! WE WANT PRE-NUPT!

EIGHT (elephants in gardens have teeth)

He has a caring side deep deep DEEP down. Look how cute he can be!

This one we call Cute with dog.

This is Cute With Ice-Cream Sweater

This is Kanye as Child. Look how sweet  he was -

Okay so technically that was eight reasons, but who's counting and rules were made to be broken blah blah blah.

Now that we have shared some of out favourite Kanyisms with you, be sure not to miss the event of the year. COME TO THIS EVENT  at the Waiting Room tonight motherChuckers! Take your body down town and worship the altar of Kanye. It will be worth it, take our word for it.

ex oh ex oh

The Williams 

HELP US WIN!

Looking at these two honeys, you'd think they're just your typical fun-loving party animals...

YOU'D BE WRONG.

Ané (of this here blog, pictured left) and Isaline (of Crazy White Bitches fame) have something much darker up their sleeves.  Yes, they love to party, but do you have any idea just how far they're willing to go?

News of a reported sex tape with Bloc Party frontman Kele Okereke has just broken, and is causing a storm all over the web and a number of tabloids.

Rumour has it that these two CRAZY HONEYS, in an attempt to win tickets to Rocking the Daisies via The Relevant Music Blog has given themselves in unimaginable ways to Kele Okereke, lead singer of the headlining act of this year's festival.

It's all very controversial, seeing as Ané once used to be part of Bloc Party, but supposedly got kicked out "because she was just too, err, female."

Discriminating against her again by not giving her a ticket, would be an absolute disgrace to the reputation of The Relevant Music Blog as well as the festival, who both promote themselves as liberal parties.

Since the beginning of this battle for tickets, Isaline has made it clear that she is interested in sexual relations with Okereke, suggesting, in this picture below, a fourway with the two other members of The Williams, herself and the rockstar.  In a statement issued alongside the visuals, she was quoted as to saying the following: "I am capable of beating up Fabienne if I don't win."

Due to Fabienne's fragile state, not giving Isaline a ticket would basically be like murdering a baby.

If you care for these two party gals, who have dedicated their everything to the cause of winning tickets, sign the petition by sharing this post on Facebook and be sure to tag The Relevant Music Blog. You can help dreams come true, and you can stop these ladies from further embarrassing themselves by entering MORE competitions if they don't win this one!

Naledi Radebe will put a spell on you

With equal doses of elegance, intelligence and swag, Naledi Radebe, is the poster child of the now. You say Generation Y, we say Generation why not?  Naledi is one of the finalists for the 2012 MTV BASE VJ Search and you can vote for her by SMSing “VJ2 Yes” to 33394 or voting for her online here. 

Known as @Leddi_G to the Twitterverse, Naledi is no stranger to the spotlight. She’s that girl who walks into a party and immediately all eyes fall on her. Not in an attention-seeking kind of way, she genuinely exudes an aura of unearthly delight. She has that unmistakable twinkle in her eye, confidence in her step. A bonafide hustler on the grind baby.

It’s no surprise that Naledi means “star”,  as that is exactly where this heavenly body is headed; stardom.  Don’t mistake her kindness for weakness, this stone fox is has strength by the bucketload. She usually is dripping from top to toe in gold and is never seen without a dash of print. Leddi G is always mixing her style up, she's on that hot new trend before you've even had a chance to copy her last one. She goes hard! She enchants, and from the moment you meet her, you are under her spell. 

A self-professed Frank Ocean addict, Radebe has versatile musical tastes. Her dedication to music knows no bounds. She had the title of her favourite song, Aqualung’s Strange and Beautiful, tattooed on the back of her neck. Definitely has that rebel feel about her. Too legit to quit. 

As Orion's Belt will attest, no star is completely without it's wing woman. Naledi's is very close to her two sisters; Anelisa Mangcu from Perfectly Tailored and Latoya Marivate who is a vixen in the kitchen. If it was up to Naledi, her mother would have been declared a saint long ago, that’s how much respect she has for her. She gets her sharp sense of humour from her father and her younger siblings keep her humble. 

She's already trended twice on Twitter showing her star power. Naledi is the wickedest witch from Cape Town and deserves to be MTV BASE's new VJ. She's got the kind of looks that defy gravity and a sizzling personality to match. Mzanzi don't let us down, we need more of Leddi G indahouse. 

Remember to vote for this Strange and Beautiful girl by SMSing “VJ2 Yes” to 33394 or by voting online here. 

Bisous Bisous babes! Go VOTE VOTE VOTE!

Vibes