On the 8th of August we'll be celebrating Women's Day, which happens to be on the same day as the Crazy White Bitches' first birthday (how crazy). It is time to think about the role of women in our society before arresting all of them to lock them up in jail, where they belong. And what better way can you think of than coming to the Waiting Room to get drunk and judge bitches!
MISOGYNY, A VIBE:
(because girls are such bitches, and they deserve to be labelled)
Misogyny has become a sign of authenticity for some rappers, who use misogynistic lyrics and depictions of violence against women to prove that they are authentic gangstas. Many rap artists see demeaning women as a way to assert their masculinity. Rappers are often considered "soft" and "fake" if they distance themselves from hypermasculine self-portrayals and hostile representations of women. Hip hop artists may also use such lyrics to gain commercial success. In the 1990s audiences began to demand more violent and offensive lyrics and record executives were urging artists to write them.
Radical feminists regard Sigmund Freud as the ultimate male chauvinist —and with some reason. The master taught that women are masochistic, secretive, insincere, dependent and jealous, have little sense of justice and become more rigid and unchangeable at an earlier age than men.
Here is a list of the types of bitches with which we/you are burdened:
GIRLS WHO UNDERSTAND:
SO SOZ FOR BEING WHITE AND FEMALE, PLEASE ACCEPT US!
GIRLS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND:
...English that well
GIRLS WHO THINK THEY UNDERSTAND:
GIRLS WHO'VE GIVEN UP ON UNDERSTANDING:
This is probably what will be going down on Wednesday at the Waiting Room, AGAIN. Girls who've given up on understanding don't mind doing the same thing over and over and over again.
GIRLS WHO TRY TO UNDERSTAND:
Girls begging WARD to help them understand:
GIRLS WHO DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND:
If you want to see some MINDBLOWING pictures of girls who don't try to understand AT ALL, click HERE.
They get to date Heath Ledger:
raise his child:
and hug Ryan Gosling:
GIRLS YOU TRY TO UNDERSTAND:
To see how crazy Nicole Kidman's facial transformations have been, click HERE.
GIRLS WHO USED TO UNDERSTAND:
As you might've gathered, some girls are actually quite amazing, and even if you don't like them, they can still either be entertaining for whatever reason, or just hot babe-like.
So if you want to understand what it means to understand, you should probably come to this fun party. We know you can't resist an opportunity to dance to the most understanding DJ's and see some crazy honeys rolling on the floor anyway (you can even crush them with your feet if that's your vibe)
Fabi baked this cake for the bitches and made a gif, but it was really late and the lights are all broken, ovs.