THE WILLIAMS

Saturday, 5 May 2012

In China

Today we went to Chinatown to quench our thirst at Spur, paint our nails and serenade some Asians. We also learned a few things about ourselves and photographed these life defining moments.

Jana is tall, crazy and liberal.

Ane is dumb, chilled and Afrikaans.

Fabi is indecisive, thirsty and math.

Free love on the free love freeway,

The love is free and the freeway’s long...

I got some hot love on the hot-love freeway

I ain’t going home cos’ my baby’s gone

A little while later, see a senorita,

She’s caught a flat trying to make it home,

She says "Por favor, can you pump me up?"

I say "Muchos gracias, adios. Bye Bye."

Free love on the freelove freeway,

The love is free and the freeway’s long

I got some hot love on the hotlove highway,

Ain't going home ‘cause my baby's gone.

Thursday, 3 May 2012

Google Us Baby

So Jana Googled THE WILLIAMS and Look what she found. GOTH, NAKED, FASHION BITCHES FOR DAYS.

Here are the search results. TA- DA!

FABIENNE TROOST

According to Google Fabi obviously is Ané, she should probably wear a I AM ANÉ t-shirt at all times. She also apparently looks quite similar to the boxer/model Dudley O'Shaughnessy. I CAN TOTALLY SEE IT. She loves catching big fish and won 3rd place in a Dutch gymnastics (??) competition. The website had this to say about her- Fabiënne bleek een stabiele factor in de groep, op alle toestellen wist zij haar oefeningen uitstekend uit haar hoofd en werd bij de evenwichtsbalk maar liefst zevende en in het totaal klassement 17e. STANDARD. She also has a thing for Elvis and LEVIS jeans, but come on who doesn't know that about her? Nothing revolutionary here Google. Thanks for NOTHING.

Best photo Google has of Fabi -

JANA TERBLANCHE

Google shows us Jana is a middle-aged Afrikaans woman with reddy, brown hair who loves wearing pink. NOT FAR OFF GOOGLE. She also looks very similar to Fani and Kyla which is also totes understandable. People in Cape Town always confuse those three girls. They are practically triplets. Jana also loves acting a fool on Photoshop, eats McDonalds and loves painting black people. SCARILY ACCURATE. She should probably consider changing her name because Google knows everything about her. We have no idea who that girl is in the 3rd photo in the top row though. Google must've made a mistake. Jana would never be a colour blocked mess with bangs. DUH.

Best photo Google has of Jana -

ANÉ STRYDOM

FASHION, FASHION AND MORE FASHION. Ané was clearly not lying when she claimed to have a "pash for fash". Google corroborates her story. And to be honest we are quite freaked out. This girl eats fashion for breakfast, lunch and dinner and even sneaks fash snacks when no one is looking. CALM DOWN GURL if you don't watch out, you are going to overdose on fashion, and then Paul Ward will probably take an editorial of the scene. Lea Colombo fashion, Megan Mitchell fashion, Azuli fashion, ChiChi fashion, Adele fashion, Blonde hair fashion, brunette hair fashion - SHE'S GOT IT ALL.

Best photo Google has of Ané -

Us bitches are going to work hard to change our Google images search because clearly this is not working out for us. SLASH we love and and don't GIVE A DAMN about our bad reputations.

INTERVIEW

Fabi has to write 20 sentences about a local celebrity who isn't Charlize Theron and the only other one she knows of is Paul Ward (obv). She did, however, feel the need to so some research on 'celebrity' and came across these 'interviews'.

She fell in love with Russell Brand on the day that she had the worst hangover of her life and was the more incapable than Pete and Amy playing with mice.

Just to illustrate how bad it was.

Watched this interview of Kate a few years ago in St James where the TV's at. She was the only celeb I knew of back then, apart from Lucky Dube of course.