WHO IS PAUL WARD????
WILL THE REAL PAUL WARD PLEASE STAND UP?
WHO IS THIS MASKED BEING? PAUL WARD, WHO ARE YOU?
ARE ANY OF THESE LOSERS PAUL WARD?
OR MAYBE ONE OF THESE VAMPIRES BITCHES IS PAUL WARD?
Cape Town is having a bit of an identity crisis with people left, right and centre claiming to be Paul Ward. It's a relevance frenzy out there people. This has got Slim Shady written all over it and WE LOVE IT.
CHECK OUT HOW CRAY JANA'S FACEBOOK IS RIGHT NOW
Have you always wanted to be Paul Ward of DIARY OF WARD fame? Well now you can. Bitches out there are so confused that now is the perfect opportunity for you to get in there and steal that crown. Soon you'll be having hot blonde girls hanging around your big, ummmm, CAMERA.
Make this Bitch below your Profile Pic if you want to be loved and blogged about - WHAT MORE IS THERE TO LIFE?!??
The REAL PAUL WARD, whoever he is, better be WATCHING HIS THRONE, BECAUSE WE ARE DEFINITELY GOING TO BE GETTING IN HIS ZONE.
ALSO THE WILLIAMS LOVE:
(Last gem courtesy of our bud Johan from COMMONWEALTHY, he'll probably deny he made it)