This is a special gif post, because I don't think I'm hungover, and it's the end of May, and the beginning of a holiday
No other month begins or ends on the same day of the week as May in any year. January of the following year always begins and ends on the same day of the week as May of the current year.
The night before May 1 in Germany it is an old custom to plant a "Maypole" to honor someone. Often young men set up an adorned birch in front of their girlfriend's house.
French people will always be cooler than everybody else on the planet. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can move on with your less-than-perfect life (unless you're French, in which case your life is perfect and you have nothing to worry about bbz). Ané's idea of heaven is a room with furry walls and a mirrored roof, with French actresses draped over chaise lounges everywhere, smoking cigarettes like they're Russian terrorists.
Here are a few of the most amazing French dolls ever!
Brigitte Bardot
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Jeanne Moreau
Emmanuelle Béart
Audrey Tautou
Clémence Poésy (Ané even named her car after her)
Marion Cotillard
Anna Karina (Danish import)
Anouk Aimée
Catherine Deneuve
Juliette Binoche
Lou Doillon
Vanessa Paradis (Mrs. Johnny Depp, extra credit)
Last but not least we've decided to add Isaline Goemaere. She's not an actress but she's French and a trapeze artist so I guess that's close enough? Damn fine fille she is!
GOOD FACES EVERYWHERE
Bonne nuit bitches, hope you all dream in French tonight!