Friday, 20 April 2012

They only want you when you're 17, when you're 21, you're no fun.

Jana is practically in tears over these lyrics. Her and Ané are both 21. GASP!!!???  Is it too soon for a quarter life crisis? Is so hard being so old and so easy to feel trapped. Soon it will be all Botox and wearing clothes meant for babes half your age. Oh wait they already do that. If you want an idea of how Jana looks when she cries, below is a Photobooth image of her crying over her dead cat. Yes Photobooth is always appropriate. Jana and Ané will probably be Photoboothing while they are delivering their first children. Which they will probably be having together at the same time in the same ward (It will probably be the Paul ward LOLOLOLOLOL). Jana and Ané are endlessly jealous of Fabi because she is still a teenager (19 YAY!). What a lucky bitch. She'll be 20 soon though and then she will probably also be depressed as fuck. We're all going to drink the pain away for our friend Lauren's birthday on Saturday in Stellenbosch. Join us if you are fun! And bring Lauren presents and speeches (Fani!!). You'll get to tell Jana and Ané how old they are and buy Fabi drinks. SO it's WIN WIN basically. Also Coutts will probably be talking about hot jocks all night, so it's not to be missed.

Here is the promised photo of Jana crying. God she's hideous when she cries.

Basically what we are trying to say is -


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