It doesn't really make much sense for all men not to be like Heath. Definitely the only hot actor that ever existed. Which is why I don't go to the movies anymore. Everything about him is perfect: perfect face, perfect voice, perfect WALK. He was in the only acceptable drug movie. AND ALSO, his beautiful girlfriend is a WILLIAMS. It's obviously meant to be, just like your car was meant to be towed away if it happens while you're drinking tea. His full name is Heathcliff, which just reinforces the fact that he is the non-gayest man to have been a real person, ever.
All hangovers seem to bring is the wonder of this (fall in love like Fabi):
Look at her, being all related to us and stuff
HOW is this not in my house?!
LIFE'S ALL ABOUT HAVING A CRUSH ON A DEAD PERSON YOU'VE NEVER MET.