Sunday, 29 April 2012

Virtual reality babes

Sometimes (read: most of the time), reality is just too overwhelming. It's at times like these that we look to out favourite non-real friends for guidance and solace. They don't change or say mean things about us behind our backs. They stay the same, day in day out and we salute them for that. So without further adieu meet our favourite fake (but more real than anyone) babes.

S1m0ne from the 2002 science-fiction comedy (yes that's a genre bitches) is a computer generated babe who plays the lead actress in a movie. She even ends up winning two Academy Awards for Best Actress.

Eve, played by Tyra Banks from the movie Life-Size is an absolute plastic fantastic babe. Eve is a doll owed by Linday Lohan's character, Casey, and she comes to life when Casey tries to bring her mother back to life (dark I know). Casey tries her best to turn Eve back into a doll but it proves difficult. Virtual babes love a bit of real life action. It's basically the best movie ever and it's on Youtube so get cracking!

Watch the movie!

Valeria Lukyanov is a Ukrainian babe who has recently taken over the internet with her alien-like physique. She is known as the Living Barbie Doll and has over 11000 photos of herself on an Ukrainian social network. Check it out. She also has a Facebook page. It is unsure if she has achieved this look through plastic surgery or Photoshop (which we discovered yesterday remember!!!), but we think it's a bit of both. She is basically the most interesting person in the world right now. Whatever she is we can't stop looking at her.

Here's a video of her talking about how she is from outer space and wants to survive off solar energy. WE LOVE HER.

Another of our favourite virtual friends are the blue lady, addressed as "The Diva" from the movie Fifth Element. Her real name is Plavalaguna and she has the voice of a nightingale, her performance will make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. When she dies at the end of song it is one of the most tragic moments in cinematic history. Right up there with Mufasa's murder. She is so ethereal, a virtual gem.

This scene will make you cry/die.

Barbie has also appeared in gazillions of Barbie films including Barbie of Swan Lake, Barbie in the Nutcracker, Barbie: Mermaidia, and Barbie: Fairytopia to name a few. She's just so popular and she can do anything, be anyone. BARBIE WE HEART YOU.

Alis Pelleschi is our favourite real virtual babe. She's a bitchin photographer from London and did a series called 3D SLUT 4EVA. She is virtual heaven and also Jana's pen pal.  To check out her whole series click here. We're sure you'll fall in love with her. How can you not!?

We have more virtual babe friends, but that's all we have time for for now seeing as we have essays to write on some of our other favourite babes (Jane Alexander WOO). Just remember virtual babes can be trusted and will never let you down. Over and out.


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